Son Sues Parents For Destroying Porn Collection!

[mawnansmiff]

"My parents conveniently overlooked my stash,"

John, I do know my mother overlooked my stash but my father was a hardnosed old bugger and felt he had to redirect my interests from semi naked females to something more useful.

This reminds me of the 'Married With Children ' episode where Al's wife ditched his complete Penthouse collection with the obvious results ?

Regards,

Jay.?

 

[crawdad]

I remember my mom giving me the riot act and my dad confiscating my porn mags. Found them later under my father’s dresser.

 

[ashdigger]

Now your mom threw away your best porno mags ~ Beastie Boys

 

[bullet08]

Remind me of the time my friend's mom found a pack of Marlboro Red on his desk. His response was "that's not mine. I only smoke Camel."

 

[Lawyer66]

Mom once caught me watching some adult entertainment. She wasn't happy. Dad on the other hand was comically lost for words.

 

[username]

I just remember my mom leaving a note on my playboy saying please hide this better.

 

[magicpiper]

My old man found my stash of dirty magazines when I was around 15. I had a reliable source from an older cousin that kept me well stocked. Dad read me the riot act and took them away. I swore to him I was only reading the articles.Funny thing, I found them under his bed about a year later. He must have really liked those articles.

 

[bent1]

That’s one story that will go down in the anals of history ?

 

[Akousticplyr]

When my folks found my stash of Playboy mags and confronted me, my quick thinking puberty mind said:

"Well, at least now you know I'm not gay."

 

[shermnatman]

I remember my mom giving me the riot act and my dad confiscating my porn mags. Found them later under my father’s dresser.

BINGO!!! Same story here. - Sherm Natman

 

[3rdguy]

Years ago we had to get rid of all the Playboys at the fire station so they all went into recycling bins. Must have been 200 issues easily. We laughed that if some 13 year old boy were to pop one of the lids off and see what he had found his head would probably explode.

 

[kola]

Back in the 80's (working at a car dealership) the management would not allow us to hang up Snap-on calendars anymore. The chicks were dressed in bikinis. But now it's acceptable for women to hang up calendars of firemen with no shirt on and socks stuffed in their g-strings. LOL

I played it safe at home, Sears catalogs, the bra sections, etc...much like George Constanza.

 

[sumusfumus]

Back in the 80's (working at a car dealership) the management would not allow us to hang up Snap-on calendars anymore. The chicks were dressed in bikinis. But now it's acceptable for women to hang up calendars of firemen with no shirt on and socks stuffed in their g-strings. LOL

I played it safe at home, Sears catalogs, the bra sections, etc...much like George Constanza.

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"Objectifying" of men is OK for the skirts to do.....but the other way around...not so much.

 

[tbradsim1]

In my day our porn was the National Geographic, we could see the native woman with their breasts hangeing out, racy stuff.

 

[Zack Miller]

In my day our porn was the National Geographic, we could see the native woman with their breasts hangeing out, racy stuff.

Man, you ARE old.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Before Nat. Geo, we had to peek through fences....

 

[jaytex1969]

Revenge of the Incels:

 

[anotherbob]

Back in the 80's (working at a car dealership) the management would not allow us to hang up Snap-on calendars anymore. The chicks were dressed in bikinis. But now it's acceptable for women to hang up calendars of firemen with no shirt on and socks stuffed in their g-strings. LOL

I played it safe at home, Sears catalogs, the bra sections, etc...much like George Constanza.

The funny thing to me is I work at a major University and their rules for what you can put up are really stringent. And nobody cares well almost. As long as your not in a public area where lots of students will go it's actually anything will go. As in anything. For example no political things are allowed yet there are tons of political stuff up like tons and a huge sampling of stuff. It's just funny. But yes it seems like the ladies are the worst "offenders" when it comes to titillating stuff.

 

[jguss]

So if I was one of the parents I wouldn’t waste time or money on lawyers appealing this ridiculous judgment. I’d pay what I had to, and then cut the bastard out of my will. Of if I felt merciful I’d just deduct the cost of litigation and the judgment from his share of my estate. But I can tell you now I wouldn’t be feeling merciful. He’d get nothing, even if that meant I had to leave everything to a home for unrepentant prostitutes.

 

[ashdigger]

So if I was one of the parents I wouldn’t waste time or money on lawyers appealing this ridiculous judgment. I’d pay what I had to, and then cut the bastard out of my will. Of if I felt merciful I’d just deduct the cost of litigation and the judgment from his share of my estate. But I can tell you now I wouldn’t be feeling merciful. He’d get nothing, even if that meant I had to leave everything to a home for unrepentant prostitutes.

Well, in all fairness, he probably already had pictures of the unrepentant prostitutes.