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Misanthrope

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Apr 26, 2020
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Reverse calabashes that aren’t army mount, because the best time to clean those is right after smoking, when the condensate is watery and easy to wipe off with a paper towel. Otherwise, it turns to viscous gunk and requires more effort to remove later. Al Pascia got it right with the Curvy line, Chacom whiffed it with theirs.
 

PipesRock

Part of the Furniture Now
Jan 21, 2020
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Won't pass a pipe cleaner and stem work. Mainly the button... too big or too small is a sensory turn off.
 

tschiraldi

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Dec 14, 2015
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Poor drilling is number one. Also, thick stems, large bits, shorter than 5 1/2", longer than 6", full bents, bowl coatings, filters, stain inside the bowl or stain that runs off on your hand, cobs. But I'm not picky or anything! :ROFLMAO:
 
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stokesdale

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Apr 17, 2020
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Or overtly penis shaped. I guess all pipes are phallic to a degree, but it shuldn’t immediately look like a dong. Sometimes the egg shapes remind me of a uncircumcised penis, that’s why I don’t own any.
Just imagine what Claudio Cavicchi could do with wood graining if the pipe looked like a vagina...
 
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sumusfumus

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Or overtly penis shaped. I guess all pipes are phallic to a degree, but it shuldn’t immediately look like a dong. Sometimes the egg shapes remind me of a uncircumcised penis, that’s why I don’t own any.

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So hysterical laughing.... that I spit out my too-Freudian, smooth-acorn, which, in the right lighting, can sometimes look like the the business end of a big...ahhh, never mind.
 
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