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olkofri

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Yep! Got it again this year... in fact, it was my first Christmas card. I’m thinking it’d be awfully rude not to drop a few bills.

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Mine has the exact recipe for ‘Stratfordshire’ in it. Ain’t that sweet?
They actually printed "Merry Christmas" and not 'happy holidays'?? ? ??

They definitely shall be getting an order from me very soon!!
 
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Mine contained a strange stone, a latitude / longitude and a gibberish sketch. I had almost thrown it away. Looking at your posts, I retrieved them back and early morning today, I drove to the mysterious location. It was deep in the woods. When I reached that point, I found that there are a few trails going inside the woods. Suddenly the gibberish sketch started to make sense. It is a treasure map. I started to follow one of the trails which i thought I needed to follow ... to cut a long story short ... lots of adventures later I reached a vault. It was locked, but there was a hole. I realized the stone is a key. Putting the stone in the whole suddenly started a strange noise. A door opened into a chamber, it has two locked doors, both has a small opening and a pouch of tobacco taped onto it. There was a message ... smoke wisely. One of the tobacco was Captain Black Grape. The second one was mixture 79. I smiled the correct one and exhaled the smoke into the door. The door opened ... Inside I found .....
 

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Mine contained a strange stone, a latitude / longitude and a gibberish sketch. I had almost thrown it away. Looking at your posts, I retrieved them back and early morning today, I drove to the mysterious location. It was deep in the woods. When I reached that point, I found that there are a few trails going inside the woods. Suddenly the gibberish sketch started to make sense. It is a treasure map. I started to follow one of the trails which i thought I needed to follow ... to cut a long story short ... lots of adventures later I reached a vault. It was locked, but there was a hole. I realized the stone is a key. Putting the stone in the whole suddenly started a strange noise. A door opened into a chamber, it has two locked doors, both has a small opening and a pouch of tobacco taped onto it. There was a message ... smoke wisely. One of the tobacco was Captain Black Grape. The second one was mixture 79. I smiled the correct one and exhaled the smoke into the door. The door opened ... Inside I found .....
You sir are a much better storyteller than I! Please do not keep us in suspense.
 
The way I envisioned this to finish. When you open the chamber by smoking Captain Black Grape, you get access to a nearly unlimited vault filled with aromatic tobaccos. If you smoke the Mixture 79, you get access to a nearly unlimited vault of English, Balkan and VaPers. Either gate can be right (or wrong) for you depending on what you like to smoke.

I left out the ogres, Santa Claus, riddles, trapdoors, etc... to reach the vault , because it has been widely covered in many fantasy based cartoons, books, movies. The more I leave out, more will be up to imagination

I'm not that creative, but if it includes any combination elves, ogres, pipes, tobacco and Santa Claus I think we'd all be entertained.
 
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