Tell me about it. Jeff Borg-zos goes to space (allegedly), and all the customers get stiffed. All Amazon buyers can at least obtain some modicum of consolation knowing that, whilst we all enjoy our holiday season, that specimen is lying in stasis in a vat of goo a la The Matrix.
I'd have one too (edit: a card, not a vat of goo) if I didn't keep my TAD vigorously in check...