I don't smoke when I'm on the 'puter. Don't smoke inside either. Anyway, my son fixes my 'puter every time it decides to have a fit. A few weeks ago he was on my 'puter trying to do what ever guys who fix 'puters do and he says.
"Dad. There are crumbs all over your keyboard and beneath the keys. What the heck do you eat when your on the computer?" I told him.
"Potato chips, cookies, cake, pie, salami sandwiches, pizza, pepperoni, and a host of other nutrients."