Slicing Up Dead Blue Whales While Smoking a Pipe
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...
One day, when all competitors are gone because Amazon, Google, Apple, & etc's economy of scale makes competition literally impossible, all non inner-party-member level humans will connect to the world from vast ranks of cot-like beds via wires in their skull and tubes in their arms.
And outfits like Amazon will STILL turn the profit screws at every opportunity.
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Right?! Tonight im gonna sit on my porch and smoke and old pipe with tobacco from my cellar. No subscription required. Listen to the wind blow (no Dolby).
I bet the died after smoking some Haunted Bookshop. That shit kills me.
He came looking for spermaceti and was disappointed when he found out they were blue whales.
