Slicing Up Dead Blue Whales While Smoking a Pipe

[verporchting]

Their Amazon Prime membership went up. Again.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

Death by Snu-Snu

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...

 

[georged]

Their Amazon Prime membership went up. Again.

One day, when all competitors are gone because Amazon, Google, Apple, & etc's economy of scale makes competition literally impossible, all non inner-party-member level humans will connect to the world from vast ranks of cot-like beds via wires in their skull and tubes in their arms.

And outfits like Amazon will STILL turn the profit screws at every opportunity.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the realities of business require raising our rates from time to time. This is your official notice that your membership fee will increase the first of next month by $2.99. If you do not want this fee applied, know that you can cancel at any time by diconnecting your tubes and stumbling around in the upright hominid paybank warehouse until you go insane from sensory deprivation and ultimately starve to death. As always, Have a nice day!

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Could've been worse.....

 

[jpberg]

That’s a lotta steaks.

 

[verporchting]

One day, when all competitors are gone because Amazon, Google, Apple, & etc's economy of scale makes competition literally impossible, all non inner-party-member level humans will connect to the world from vast ranks of cot-like beds via wires in their skull and tubes in their arms.

And outfits like Amazon will STILL turn the profit screws at every opportunity.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the realities of business require raising our rates from time to time. This is your official notice that your membership fee will increase the first of next month by $2.99. If you do not want this fee applied, know that you can cancel at any time by diconnecting your tubes and stumbling around in the upright hominid paybank warehouse until you go insane from sensory deprivation and ultimately starve to death. As always, Have a nice day!

Right?! Tonight im gonna sit on my porch and smoke and old pipe with tobacco from my cellar. No subscription required. Listen to the wind blow (no Dolby).

 

[trouttimes]

I bet the died after smoking some Haunted Bookshop. That shit kills me.

 

[LeafErikson]

He came looking for spermaceti and was disappointed when he found out they were blue whales.

 

[Laurent]

Is that Captain Ahab?

 

[renfield]

Mmmmm, sashimi.