Shopping for Turkey

[hakchuma]

While I was at Walmart a lady was picking through the container full of turkeys. She said she couldn't find a turkey big enough for her family and asked if these turkeys got any bigger? I replied no ma'am, these turkeys are dead.....

 

[Cliff_K]

:rofl: that's priceless! Gotta love Walmart, never ending source of entertainment.

 

[cynicismandsugar]

:rofl: +1

 

[cynicismandsugar]

[double post; please delete]

 

[pagan]

Nice reply, did she get it?

 

[derfatdutchman]

A great response!

 

[hakchuma]

Nice reply, did she get it?

No. I shifted a couple paces to the left, picked up a big old fashioned ham, handed it to her and asked if this was big enough? She thanked me and went to check out.

 

[didimauw]

I wish there were more people like you in the world... :D

 

[pappymac]

Now that is hilarious. Wonder when she'll notice the difference.

 

[didimauw]

My company gives out turkeys the Monday before thanksgiving. Big ones at that. Need a bigger freezer lol