Seductive Tobacco?

[rat32]

They say that a woman's sense of smell, they have 50% more olfactory sensors in their brain than a man. If the smoke don't work ever thought about a 2"x4", just asking. and just kidding

 

[sparrowhawk]

Haven't had a chance to actually meet her, gents, and I don't to do anything at this stage is just get acquanted. I'm an old fashioned Catholic gentleman, after all.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Sex is a lot like pizza. When it’s good, it’s really good. But, when it’s bad... it’s still pretty good. ::

Honey, want the regular or the weekly special? They will deliver on time, guaranteed. But they also guarantee to not come early.

 

[jaytex1969]

I'm a married man of almost 20 years. I don't remember any of the dating playbook at this point.
I do have two plaques hanging in my kitchen, however.
"We've been through a lot together and most of it was your fault."
"Marriage is like playing cards. You start out with two hearts and a diamond and, by the end, you're looking for a club and a spade."
My wife brought home a refrigerator magnet a few years ago that made me feel pretty good.
"Never laugh at your husband's choices. You are one of them."

 

[piper64]

When I was a kid and had my doubts my dad sat me down and told me whenever I didn’t know what to do, I should think about what James Bond would do and then do it. That’s how I live my life and so far...no regrets.
When i was a kid iUsed to think my big sister and her boyfriend loved James Bond. I could hear her at night shouting "oh Roger More". 8O

 

[johnbrownspipe]

My wife really enjoys the smell of Comoy's Cask #2. Kinda hard to find in bulk at the moment but it smells (and tastes) like a chocolate factory. Toss in a little cherry CD and you've got yourself smelling like chocolate covered cherries.

 

[sparrowhawk]

Brothers, this is the last time I bring up a date-oriented question. After all, she's 60, I'm 62. It's not like we're going to be mating like mad minks. (That's later.) (Oh, God, now I'm doing it. You are all a bad influence.)

 

[jaytex1969]

Mission accomplished! :nana: