This is great; I've been meaning to confess my sins to someone.
I can remember four times that I've snuck home tobacco or a pipe. Twice were chimney pipes, my weakness. Both times I had some extra cash and purchased a money order, mailed it to the retailer and waited for my pipes to arrive. A much longer process. I tracked everyday to meet the mailman and avoid those pretty, but serious eyes. Was kind of exhilarating! I also purchased two separate orders of cigar blends when I ventured into that area. Can't remember how I pulled that off....
Now, by all means, my wife is supportive of my hobby; I'm just not gonna let her in on how obsessive it can become at times.
For my sins, I'll blow 50 smoke rings and dab some tobacco ash on my forehead.