Sail away in a hot air Balloon ?

[ernest]

What peeves you off,and would be enough figuratively,to entice you to sail away in a hot air balloon and watch the ground get farther and farther away?
Mine would be at Christmas,when yet again,I get that article of clothing that doesn't fit.Yet the gift in return,fits in there wallet nicely.

 

[pstlpkr]

I don't know about Peeves, but all I want Christmas is the 3 P's:
Pound of Tobacco

Pipe

Pack of matches

 

[ernest]

When I buy something expensive,and 31 days later,wonder why I wanted it so bad.

 

[bubbadreier]

I hate that ernest!! I do it so often you would like I would learn... I buy it and then wonder why I bought it, and it always hits me a day after the return policy ends.

 

[ernest]

When Lions don't finish off the trainers.

 

[ernest]

When the 40 year old fish gets caught and eaten in 30 minutes

 

[unclearthur]

When an item breaks the day after the warranty expires .

 

[pstlpkr]

When I have kept something for years, then need two days after I throw it away.

 

[ernest]

LMAO!! Thats happened way to many times for me.I'm probably short a couple grand because of it.

 

[spacecowboy57]

women.

 

[ernest]

HaHaHa, I'm gonna follow you around here tonight spacecowboy57.I like your attitude.

 

[dudleydipstick]

Sunday blue laws and Indiana's liquor laws in general.
I want to sail my balloon to Missouri, seriously, it's my dream.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsVgSqAwSEI

 

[hobie1dog]

Having to breathe all the 499 obnoxious nasty-ass chemicals from the friggen ass-wipe degenerates who smoke cigarettes inside the office I unfortunately work at, and then have to step over them as they all litter the floor thinking that some other person that is inferior to them will have to sweep or pick them up. Totally ignorant to the fact that there is absolutely zero difference in throwing a whole bag of trash on the floor. You had to get me started didn't ya?.....lol. Then there's the bought and paid for worthless politicians who want the Sheeple to pay for everything they get free for the rest of their lives.

 

[hobie1dog]

And another thing...........

 

[pstlpkr]

women.

Hey Space....

Shouldn't that be: "little hairy women heh,heh,heh..."?

 

[hobie1dog]

I found my hot air balloon picture

 

[chero]

buy something, then two weeks later its on sale for half off.

 

[pappy]

Waking up the next morning with .... ugh! :crying:

 

[marmal4de]

Having to breathe all the 499 obnoxious nasty-ass chemicals from the friggen ass-wipe degenerates who smoke cigarettes inside the office I unfortunately work at

This also grinds my gears.

 

[bowhatchie]

Needing something so badly..and not be able to lay my hand on it to save the world...
and then the next day or the next week after the crisis is past.... finding it by happenstance......