Ok I have a slightly different take. That is one big bold bad-ass pipe; it is wild and feral, something out of the stone age -- almost like an ancient axe-pipe combo; I can imagine a manly caveman smoking that quarter pound pipe in and around his cave and resting it upon a stone....
You, too, could embrace the stone age aesthetic. Go to a freestone river and find a suitable stone; bring it home to your 'cave'; you are now embracing the fulness of your wild and free pipe.
Kill a suitable animal; you might consider using your bad-ass pipe
But regardless use the skin to stitch yourself a pouch for your bad-ass piping tool.
Or do it the modern way and shop for stuff
