Rule 9?

[ssjones]

Admittedly, that rule is the easiest to miss.
However, no one wants to read a thread called:

my best pipe eVer its a bulldog shape what say you
I guess that's the clue-phone ringing for us to pay closer attention.
Or, is "Moses" really a cloaked Kevin checking on us???

 

[ssjones]

And, speaking of 9, there are 9 current threads on the active list that break Rule #9.

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

In good 'ol Appalachia speak. Youns not know a thang. And then there is the famous last words. Hold my beer and watch this.

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

I kid you not, got a kid that works for me (he's 21) and he is as backwoods as you can get. Left a note on the whiteboard last night about a cow. It read "7 kiken. Dum gitch get my belli"... No child left behind

 

[mcitinner1]

Farmer can you interpret that note? I can't.

 

[warren]

I think the cow took offense with the lad and let him know seven times. Seven times! The lad is also a slow learner. I would have stepped away after the fifth kick. Quite possibly the fourth.

 

[rhoadsie]

Re: aggravatedfarmer post... I'd say cow #7 gave him a good kick in the stomach and he was trying to refer to her as a female dog (bitch).
We've got some of those Appalachians around here. They sound a lot like the cajun in the movie The Waterboy.

 

[warren]

rhoadsie: I believe you decoded it better than I. I thought cows were all called Elsie or Bossie. Didn't think that a number could suffice. The lad is smarter than I gave him credit for.

 

[jpmcwjr]

And as likely as not, ole Bossie got dat number in her ear, on a tag, like.

 

[warren]

No more ear notching? Huh! I just keep learning. Lovin' it.

 

[mvmadore]

Rule 9: Never go anywhere without a knife

Not much else matters pertaining to rule 9.,/

 

[blackbeard]

done did gone and haffin done it now ya reckon

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

Well apparently during the late shift #7 (we identify numerically, so 7, 75, 569, etc) kicked the guy in the gut and he took offense. I have checked the cow and she is ok. He probably was listening to that new age country music about drinking beer on a tailgate with your sister, I mean cousin, well maybe second cousin. To clarify the note "7 kicking, dumb bitch got me in the belly.

 

[perdurabo]

H E Y E V E R Y B O D Y H O W A R E Y O U I L I K E T O T E X T A N D S M O K E P I P E S H O W A B O U T. U

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I just love an opportunity to use a meme. ::

 

[jpmcwjr]

I'd reckon Cow 7 has a pretty good aim, and ain't no dummy! She coulda caught him a bit lower, so she was also kind.

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

Well the cow stands about waist high. So if she were to kick down, she'd end up in the pit and I would end up getting a phone call to get her out. We've had people get kicked in the chest and head, but that's not common. Usually happens when my advice about a certain cow isn't taken.