That is easily the worst case of pipe disrepair I have ever seen in my life. A pipe broke completely in half simply by falling on the floor.
Are you sure your house isn't located on some sort of quasi-six dimensional fault line where three continents come together to form an entertainment center?
If for some reason your family wakes up in the middle of the night and all the television sets are turned on to different channels, and there is water filling up in the bathtubs and your pets start reciting poetry, I suggest Holiday Inn Express