Pipes and guns, you folks have expensive hobbies!
When I lived in the far north of Canada, I used to have a Remington Wingmaster. I thought it was a beautiful machine It put food on my table when I felt like eating meat not butchered in a factory somewhere. It is a bit long to be packing around town though, and socially impolite, where I'm from.
Now that I live in a city, I don't have a gun. I admit, it was fun to blow things up with it once in awhile when I was keeping up practice for hunting, but I guess I never got the gun bug like I did the pipe. I'd shoot some rounds off if given the chance again, but I guess I can take it or leave it now.
I've got mixed feelings about you Yankees and guns, like most of the civilized world, I guess. I always make a point of standing up for Americans when I'm abroad, when they realize I'm not one and then proceed to talk about how crazy all of you nutters are! It's interesting... "Oh, you're not American? You sound like one" "Well, yes, I am, but I'm Canadian American, not U.S. American." And then the conversation invariably turns... Mostly I just do it for the pleasure of being the only guy in the room who says to take it easy on my friends from the South. I take some flack, but generally, I like Americans and even have some in my family. You're not all bad...
Anyway, I get the idea of the sheer joy of having a canon in your hand that goes boom! I've just never understood the circular reasoning of people needing a gun to be safe. It's uniquely American, and a very interesting topic of our time. I don't want to touch off a debate! I'm just saying it's something I've never been able to wrap my head around, no matter how many times a gun toting yankee has tried to educate me about it. It's a very complicated topic of passion and history.
I spend a good amount of time living in Sao Paulo, Brazil (and visiting many other areas in the south that are a magnitude more dodgy than Detroit). Loads of guns in criminals' hands in south America, but I've never felt threatened by it. I have a lot more comfort in knowing that the average person is not packing heat there. I couldn't imagine the scale of carnage if they were all legally allowed to pack heat. Maybe you have to know some hot blooded Brazilians to understand that sentiment! I live next to one of the most "dangerous" favelas in Sao Paulo and regularly do my shopping there so I can save money on fruit and veg and buy more pipes. It may seem crazy, but I feel a hell of a lot more safe there than when I visit my brother in St. Louis. Hands down. I just feel like the odds are in my favour in the worst of Sao Paulo compared to a big city in the U.S.
I understand the pleasure of shooting a gun, but I have to say, I do feel sad and a bit sorry for people who live in an otherwise mostly civilized country and feel like they need to carry a gun around town to feel safe. It seems like a terrible burden to carry in your daily life. Literally. I guess some of you people grow up with it, but for many outsiders, I think this is the main issue. How terrible it must feel to take such extreme measures in an "advanced" country.
Anyway, to all of you guys packing heat, I certainly don't mean offence. I just hope you have a long and peaceful life.