Royal Yacht Components

[snowyowl]

Come on' Toobfreak, you can do better:

I bought a tin of RY once and thought I'd age it a bit.

There is a limerick to be had from this opening line! Try again:
There once was a tin of Royal Yacht...

 

[jpmcwjr]

There once was a tin of Royal Yacht

Which, foolishly, I had bought.

On advice I waited ten years

To open it after many beers

The yacht, once whiffed, was naught.

 

[snowyowl]

While Black Frigate is also just meant to be regaled in song, let me get us started with a limerick for Royal Yacht.

[And since a moderator already evoked Christopher Walken's ass]:
There once was a tin of Royal Yacht

It first smelled like a World War I cot,

I aged it a bit but it still reeked of shit,

So I put it on an eBay clock.

 

[mso489]

You have to pay extra for the Walken flavoring, like the coffee beans that are run through the digestive tract of civet cats before roasting. Really.

 

[kane]

There once was a tin of Royal Yacht

That tried to pass for a VaPer

It reeked of yak piss

And made me miss

McClellan Christmas Cheer!

 

[kane]

Guess I took liberties with the rhyme scheme. Oops

 

[ophiuchus]

:clap: -Oh, goody! Bad limericks!
I once had a tin of Royal Yacht

I left in a cabinet to rot,

But after some age, the smoke was the rage

Hey! Now I’m a tinned ‘baccy snot!

 

[mayfair70]

You have to pay extra for the Walken flavoring, like the coffee beans that are run through the digestive tract of civet cats

I can see it now... Walken Run Tobacco !!

 

[ophiuchus]

I had some Royal Yacht in a tin;

A bowl of it made my head spin!

I puked in the grotto but someday I got to

Try more of that shit once again.
-Naah ... forget that one ...

 

[kane]

Here ya go:
I smoked a bowl of Royal Yacht

It made me cough and cry and snot

I sat on my ass

'till my nausea passed

Pale from the horror wrought.
The horror....The horror

 

[mawnansmiff]

I had a tin of Royal Yacht

Plain tobacco it was not

The Virginia was tasty

The plum was quite pasty

What I thought of it I've quite forgot
Regards,
Jay.

 

[condorlover1]

This stuff is known as 'Royal Yuck' for a very good reason and is my second pet hatred in the world after those Falcon Pipe things. As I have remarked before I would rather my testicle sack was stapled the floor whilst being buggered by a gnome wearing a barbed wire condom then ever smoke 'Royal Yuck' and even more so if it was in a Falcon Pipe with a Brylon bowl!!!

 

[jpmcwjr]

There once was a lady from Bude

Who...
[too racy!]
One of my favorite limericks, first heard it told by an English woman, at a dinner party. I blew coffee out my nostrils when she told it.

 

[woodsroad]

There once was a tin of The Yacht

That I had mistakenly bought

With a tin note revolting

Like an old penguin molting

I dropped that shit like it's hot.

 

[sablebrush52]

This stuff is known as 'Royal Yuck' for a very good reason and is my second pet hatred in the world after those Falcon Pipe things. As I have remarked before I would rather my testicle sack was stapled the floor whilst being buggered by a gnome wearing a barbed wire condom then ever smoke 'Royal Yuck' and even more so if it was in a Falcon Pipe with a Brylon bowl!!!

I'm sure that could be arranged as an event at Chicago, though Las Vegas is probably a more natural option. I can call Marty about setting that up.

 

[snowyowl]

A short pipe smoker was plastered

So his job on a lawn he had mastered

He then stuffed his Falcon with this baccy, and,

Royal Yuck did change said gnomenclature.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Hmmm, for a tamer competition, we could hold a "limerick-off" Or not. I'd rather smoke anything than the rigors Simon would endure rather than smoke the Yacht! Perhaps a touch of literary license.....

 

[skraps]

Ah the joy of the Royal Yacht,

Without it I'd never be caught,

It's strong and it's smooth,

My spirit it doth soothe,

Alas much more should be bought.

 

[woodsroad]

Of Royal Yacht people sing praises

Without any apparent good basis

An open tin kills roaches dead

Mice keel over, so it is said

Horror affixed on their faces

 

[mawnansmiff]

Would it be this one John?
There was a young woman from Bude,

Who went for a swim in the nude,

But a man in a punt,

Grabbed at her elbow,

And said "Hey, lady, you can't swim here, it's private property."
...no I thought not ::
Regards,
Jay.