Rosenthal !

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Whadaya expect from a frigate full of guys...

There's ladies every Tuesday and Friday. We draw straws.....

 

[Chasing Embers]

Yep, here we go! :rofl:

 

[jaytex1969]

Reminds me of when I first arrived at Fort Stewart, Georgia.
After a month or so, I felt the need to handle nature's urges
I asked my buddy, "So, what do fellas do for some action around here?"
He said, "Mostly we use the mule."
As you can imagine, I was a bit disturbed.
A few days later, I asked the sergeant, "Where do you go to hook up?"
He said, "I use the mule."
I was dumbfounded.
Finally, things were getting the best of me. I pounded some brews and got up my courage. I drug a crate up behind the mule, dropped my trousers and grabbed it by the tail.
Just as I finished, a group of my cohorts walked around the corner. They all gasped and groaned. One shouted, "What the hell are you DOING?"
I replied, "All of you said to use the mule!"
"Yeah," he replied, "WE usually ride it into TOWN!"

 

[mortonbriar]

I am just trying to decide if an animal is imaginary, is its waste vegan??????

 

[Chasing Embers]

"Yeah," he replied, "WE usually ride it into TOWN!"

:rofl:

:clap:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I am just trying to decide if an animal is imaginary, is its waste vegan??????

Unicorns aren't imaginary. We see them all the time aboard the Frigate.

I replied, "All of you said to use the mule!"
"Yeah," he replied, "WE usually ride it into TOWN!"

I'm not going to say the customary, "I just spit my (beverage of choice inserted here) all over my monitor screen." I wasn't drinking anything. But if I had been, I probably would have :rofl:

 

[Chasing Embers]

Unicorns aren't imaginary. We see them all the time aboard the Frigate.

No kidding, found this in my cabin.

 

[sablebrush52]

The mule wasn't named Sal by any chance?
Just remembering a line from The Last Picture Show:
My ol heifer's better'n Sal.

 

[mikethompson]

Boy, the first thread I click on this morning and its this one.

 

[yohanan]

 

[npod]

Jay, I had to bring this one back by popular demand.

 

[npod]

And I need to send you these unicorn stickers from my office. You can share them with Anthony!

 

[aro222]

Hahaha

A good laugh to start a Monday morning

Thanks boys

 

[rdavid]

WTF is happening here???
You guys are my friends! My online pipe smoking crew...
Anthony. You got me smoking the venerable 320. Now I'll never look at it the same... ever...
Duane... Duane my good friend. Please God no...
Jay and Neal too?
Geeezzz... I think I'm going to be sick...

 

[rdavid]

Not sure about the ice cream but I betcha unicorn backstraps are wonderful. Marinated in Dale's and seared on the grill. Medium rare please!

 

[Chasing Embers]

 

[verporchting]

This is the world we live in now after the McClelland's / Dunhill apocalypse. :rofl:

 

[jaytex1969]

Jay, I had to bring this one back by popular demand.

Here's my latest discovery.

 

[bnichols23]

^^^^^ #AiCanHazChomp??

 

[bnichols23]

Great. Another season of nightmares....
Now you've been here long enough to expect that.

Well, I do think he probably meant worse than usual.

Whadaya expect from a frigate full of guys...
Somebody had to go there didn't they?

Yeah, but, I mean, of all people. Jay, yeah, he'd do it, Anthony, yeah, probably; ME, yeah, would there ever have been any question?? But Jesse's one of the *sobering* influences around here (& yeah, of *course* I know what little that means! :crazy: )
Bill