As one poster previously noted, this thread has certainly moved a great distance from its OP. Starcat is on target when he says to get off the path or get out of the fear. Most of us who are pipe smokers have chosen to get out of the fear. Why? Because of Trailboss's very cogent observation that in the full range of dangers we might face in life, Pipesmoking "ain't worth a fart."
My latest information is that the mortality rate is 100%. Believe it or not, somethings going to get you. Will it be pipe smoking? I don't know – I've been doing it for 54 years and it seems to have given me far more pleasure than pain, so much so that I am highly unlikely to quit. Besides, I spent a year in combat, got wounded in action, drive on the roads every day, eat charcoal broiled foods, and engage in far more hazardous activities than smoking my pipe. The greatest danger appears to have occurred during my student days, one one of my professors noted that he was amazed how I managed to sleep in class while smoking my pipe. He always figured I was going to let the thing fall out of my mouth and set myself on fire, immolating myself in front of all my classmates.
I want to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not like the passengers in his car – screaming.