Record-Breaking Readership of One-Million-Gazillion

[admin]

PipesMagazine.com now has a one-million-gazillion readers, not only throughout the world, but in several universes, multi-verses and parallel universes, and not just the human race, but with many other alien life forms of pipe smokers throughout the galaxies.
How do I know this?
Not only am I reading "The Hidden Reality: Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos" by Brian Green, but I also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
(Note: In case it's not obvious, this is sarcastic parody.)
We really only have a mere 10,000 unique visitors per day.

 

[matchstickman]

On the alien worlds, the highly intelligent races have constructed a method to mix the superior burning and non-ghosting qualities of a meerschaum with the superior taste and look of a briar pipe. They call their new concotion: "Brischaum." :mrgreen:

 

[jcsnaps]

Nice to know that pipesmagazine transcends all reality. Keep up the good work.

 

[rigmedic1]

Live long and prosper.

 

[admin]

LOL guys. Thanks for playing along.

 

[classicgeek]

Know why Darth Vader's so grumpy? He can't smoke a pipe with the mask on.
Congrats Kevin. Keep up the good work. And keep up the mind-expanding reading. Brian Greene's books can make my brain feel like it was stepped on, but the end result is worth it.
Simon

 

[jameral]

Does this mean that someday I'll find a tobacco that's out of this world? 8)

 

[pipeinhand]

.niveK boj doog dna enod llew .srotisiv 000,01
Me from the parallel universe, if you get it.

 

[admin]

You guys are funny.
When I said this is sarcastic parody, I should have mentioned that the sarcasm will only be obvious to anyone that read a thread in another forum.
There. That should be enough to get me in trouble.

 

[jcsnaps]

there be other forums??? "There can be only one".. Highlander