Simon, thanks for catching that misspelling. As the Editor of the site, I missed it too, but it is fixed now.
I love what Chelsea wrote, and I made my two favorite lines nice big bold text:
Life won’t slow down for you, so take life by the stem, light it with a match, and enjoy it.
Trade me your phone for a pipe and I’ll give you an hour of your life you didn’t know you were losing.
I may use those lines in a future advertisement I am thinking about.
pstlpkr, I agree on texting.
Here's my thoughts on that.
http://totalguystuff.com/wp-content/audio-clip-of-day/the-hangover/its-gay.mp3