“You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” CS Lewis
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We always have a great time together, even when we aren't.
~Mrs. Cosmic
Smoking your pipe is 90% mental, and the other half is skill.
~Cosmic
If you don't know what you're doing, how do you know if you're doing it wrong?
~Mrs Cosmic
I'm pretty sure I didn't say all of the things I've said, because I don't remember any of that shit.
~Me defending myself against Mrs Cosmic
My favorite opening lines from all of literature is from Dostoyevsky's Notes from Underground: "I'm a sick man, a mean man. There's nothing attractive about me. I think there's something wrong with my liver." Nice, direct and candid.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove any doubt.
Beauty may only be skin deep but ugly cuts clear to the bone.
Steal a little and they put you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Leave sleeping dogs lie.
Discretion is the better part of valor.
You can lead a horse to water but I'll never suck it's ass to make it drink. (my version)
I can explain it to you but I can't force you to understand it.
Beauty may only be skin deep but ugly cuts clear to the bone.
Steal a little and they put you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Leave sleeping dogs lie.
Discretion is the better part of valor.
You can lead a horse to water but I'll never suck it's ass to make it drink. (my version)
I can explain it to you but I can't force you to understand it.
Even kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
~Mrs Cosmic trying to convince me to renew my life insurance at the beginning of the covid lockdown 2020
Grand father used to say, Good looks goes , but a good cook stays!
If you have a wife and/or kids, you need to get life insurance so that you can be worth more to them dead than alive. Truth.
Most people who hear us argue, usually have no idea what they're listening to.
"For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Dean Martin
-Dean Martin
“They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and then they make you king.”
― Bob Dylan
The first half of the lyric borrowed from Samuel Johnson.
Do you know where hoosiers’ quote comes from?
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin
- Dean Martin
Exactly at what point of the day (or night) is Mrs. Cosmic asking you this?