Quick Wrap Up - Kidney Stone Surgery

[peteguy]

Glad your on the mend and don't clench your pipe while pissing for a week or two.

 

[deathmetal]

Happy to hear the healing has begun. Ouch! I'm told OJK is great for relieving pain.

 

[sablebrush52]

By the way, I heard from a reliable source that they only need to operate to remove kidney stones from men who have small dicks and therefore can't pass the stones naturally.
Can you confirm?

This from a guy whose choice of faux macho handle and whose desperate and profligate pursuit of long craggy shanked pipes clearly indicate that what he's compensating for cannot be found by an electron microscope and an army of tweezers.
And while I will not term my Johnson as a staff of truly Herculean proportions it has proven itself more than adequate to meet the demands of the job. Like everything else, it's 25% equipment and 75% technique.

 

[numbersix]

Glad to hear it Sable - you definitely have my sympathy!

By the way, I heard from a reliable source that they only need to operate to remove kidney stones from men who have small dicks and therefore can't pass the stones naturally.
Can you confirm?

Ouch! lol

 

[peckinpahhombre]

And while I will not term my Johnson as a staff of truly Herculean proportions it has proven itself more than adequate to meet the demands of the job. Like everything else, it's 25% equipment and 75% technique.

Are you sure? No matter the technique, one can't shoot pool with a rope.

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

Glad to hear you are ok!

 

[sablebrush52]

Are you sure? No matter the technique, one can't shoot pool with a rope.
I wouldn't know. But since you're clearly speaking from your own personal experience, I'll take your word for it.

 

[hawke]

Happy for you Sable.

 

[pepesdad1]

Glad you're on the mend. Had them myself, familiar with the screaming.

Smokin a bowl of Stonehaven in your honor.

 

[jguss]

Pool with a rope?
Reminds me that George Burns once compared sex in his nineties to trying to put an oyster in a slot machine

 

[davet]

trying to put an oyster in a slot machine

Trying to stuff a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

 

[brudnod]

Kidney stones are equivalent to labor for our fairer sex. Hope you now appreciate what your offspring are all about...

 

[mustanggt]

I saw a stone under a microscope once and gasped, "Jeezus that thing looks like a goathead!!!"

 

[ejames]

Glad it went well and that you're doing better !

 

[huntertrw]

"No matter the technique, one can't shoot pool with a rope."
Behold the clarion voice experience speaking!