Punchline Only!

[HawkeyeLinus]

From Captain Jack, “ …. one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.”

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

From John McClane, “I’m not the one who just got b__ f______ on national tv, Dwayne.”

The whole movie is a punchline!

 

[WhiteCrown]

and Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my butt suddenly hurts."

 

[Auxsender]

“Yeah, I know, I was talking to the pirate.”

 

[Streeper541]

"Relax, your two tents."

 

[Ryan]

Damnit Tonto, I said posse, POSSE!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Couldn’t be my dogs. My dogs don’t even have bicycles.

 

[frozenchurchwarden]

A penguin in a blender.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

...but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooooooooooooo!

 

[AJL67]

"I'll have a Coke"

 

[woodsroad]

"I fell in yellow"

 

[sablebrush52]

I hate snakes!

 

[autumnfog]

"Not my circus, not my monkeys"

 

[captainsousie]

Me!

 

[captpat]

That's not my dog

 

[cosmicfolklore]

A can’t opener.

 

[Brendan]

Mega-Sore-Arse..

 

[Streeper541]

No Mon... It says Welcome to Jamacia mon, have a nice day.

 

[Frog Snacks]

"They both wiggle when you eat them"

 

[romaso]

F**k him, give him a dollar. The breakfast was my idea.