Punchline Only!

[AcesAndEights]

If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amahl.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Nobody expects the Inquisition!

 

[rmpeeps]

Ahhh chingao, I thought you said
‘a goat’…

 

[mikethompson]

I work in the auto industry.

I have many punchlines I can't post here.

 

[Sobrbiker]

Your a dick when you're drunk, Superman.

 

[Sobrbiker]

I have many punchlines I can't post here.

Yet, I have to verify I’m 21 to access everything else in the world of online tobak….

 

[Toast]

Flip flips.

Honorable mention: I am the toughest sweet - but that guy, he's #-*+ing menthol (variant: I am the toughest road surface - but that guy, he's a #-*+ing cycle path).

 

[woodsroad]

“We need the eggs”

“If I had nuts, I’d have dates”

 

[prairiedruid]

Yes, but the duck had a good time.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

How do ya think I rang the doorbell?


Because there’s more geese in it.

 

[mso489]

So which pipe did you decide to buy?

 

[scloyd]

Whaddya fucking Goofy?

 

[pantsBoots]

"Well, one is a cunning runt..."

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?

 

[jpmcwjr]

A dddd-deal is a dddddeal!

 

[username]

How do you breath out of that thing?

 

[autumnfog]

"I didn't hear no bell!"

 

[bullet08]

"Ain't no green peppers in McDonald's." - Eddie Murphy

 

[warren]

"And she hit me in the throat with a five iron!"
"I'll take the half that eats."

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

From Richard Pryor, “Foreplay? I’m only good for one, maybe two plays.”