This morning the wife and I were on the way to Home Depot and of course I was smoking my pipe. As we pulled up to the stop light my pipe needed a tamp and a relight so as I was puffing out some pretty spectacular relight clouds I noticed a state trooper setting at the light as well watching my every move. The light turns green I go past him and he immediately whips in behind me and throws on his lights. As I pull to the shoulder my wife looks and me and says "He probably thinks your smokin pot or something"? That thought had never crossed my mind, maybe I replied. Mr. John Q Law took his sweet time coming up to my truck (probably running my plates) and the whole time I was waiting I continued smoking my pipes blowing a few perfect smoke rings out the wind for good measure. As he walks up to the window he starts to give a little chuckle and says, "I didn't think there would be anyway in hell that you would look directly at me and fire up a marijuana pipe but I haven't seen anyone smoke a tobaccoo pipe since my great grandfather and that was 30 years ago!" I showed him my freehand pipe in which he was very interested. I told him a little bit about pipe smoking and he said that he is trying to stop dipping snuff and that he might take up the pipe! He apologized for the unnecessary stop and left us to it. So if your in northern Illinois any time soon be on the look out for the new pipe smokin state trooper brought to by yours truly. ::
John
John