Priceless

[SSGT.]

1) Savinelli Caramella 128 $140
1) 7oz tin Peter Heinrichs Golden Slice $ 40
The look on your daughters face when you tell your eight-year-old grandson, "Let's go outside and Papaw will show you how to rub one out." PRICELESS!

 

[khiddy]

I… I do not think that means what you think it means…

 

[SSGT.]

I… I do not think that means what you think it means…

When I said it, it meant rubbing out tobacco for a bowl.

 

[The Benedictine]

The look on your daughters face when you tell your eight-year-old grandson, "Let's go outside and Papaw will show you how to rub one out.

 

[InWithBothFeet]

No worries, he will figure it out on his own in a few years. Just buy him a corncob so he can talk about it in mixed company.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Hopefully by now you understand why your daughter looked shocked... Haha

 

[Mikepiper]

Read this 10 minutes ago - still chuckling!

 

[Searock Fan]

I had the same thoughts all you guys did (shame on us) but you beat me to it with the wise cracks.

 

[EMP27]

I love Savinelli's and the look of that pipe. Now I might have to go rub one out.

 

[Choatecav]

Funny.....
Made me think of back when I did Civil War reenacting and after a demonstration, we were back in camp relaxing and a few very attractive young ladies came walking in the camp to see the horses. One of our troopers who had been having firing problems with his black powder percussion rifle and not knowing the ladies had walked into camp, announced in a loud voice, "I'm having problems with my nipple!"
Several fellas broke out in laughter and the ladies turned red while we had to explain to them what he was referring to. *

*In case some don't know, the nodule that allows the spark from the hammer striking the percussion cap to enter the barrel breach is called a "nipple."

 

[renfield]

So a pipe show is where a whole bunch of guys get together and rub one out in a smoke filled tent? Sounds like something out of Caligula.

 

[mortonbriar]

I just can't comment...love that pipe though!

 

[condorlover1]

Well we did use the 'Rub Your Own' slogan for War Horse Ready Rubbed with the picture of the nice old fellow putting his arm around the young steel worker from a reworked 1930s War Horse Plug advert!