Preferred member status change

[mayfair70]

Chasingembers has inspired me as well with his title, Captain of the Black Frigate. Evidently, I'm days away from preferred member status. If I have been given any nicknames, they have not been shared with me, thank God. I've got something worked out which I like. We'll see.
Curious member, special member, preferred member... Too many dick jokes floating around here anyway. I about fell out of my chair when I saw "Stiff Shank" as a thread title. Carry on. ::

 

[iamn8]

Wait... so "preferred member" has nothing to do with penis size?!?!

 

[jpmcwjr]

I misread this thread at first as "Preferred Member Status Charge" and got ready to get out my credit card

Not to worry. You'll be expected to send a bag of Penzance to the first person who mentions the initiation. I will PM my address when you've purchased the bag. (only 8oz, not a pound.)

 

[didimauw]

I haven't thought off a clever nickname yet, but I just think it's cool lol.

 

[didimauw]

I suppose with time, the "clever" gents here will come up with one for me. :roll:

 

[Chasing Embers]

"He Who Wants A Name"

 

[dottiewarden]

Evidently, I'm days away from preferred member status. If I have been given any nicknames, they have not been shared with me, thank God. I've got something worked out which I like. We'll see.

Something tells me it's an exclusive club that may include some type of humiliating hazing!

 

[didimauw]

I'm actually kind of still in shock that "they " call me "prefered".

 

[dottiewarden]

I'm actually kind of still in shock that "they " call me "prefered".

Haven't you received your gold pin yet?

 

[mayfair70]

Something tells me it's an exclusive club that may include some type of humiliating hazing!

As long as there is no "butt stuff" I can probably handle it. :wink:

 

[Chasing Embers]

Something tells me it's an exclusive club that may include some type of humiliating hazing!

I have scars from it!

 

[didimauw]

I did receive a package from the pipe masters for receiving the preferred status. Flaming bag of poo? Seriously? Not funny guys!

 

[lifesizehobbit]

"He Who Wants A Name"

Has a nice Native American ring to it. Hmmmm...

 

[didimauw]

Lmao "He who wants a name". I love it

 

[Chasing Embers]

:mrgreen:

 

[deathmetal]

When you are able to smoke flakes without relights, you are a senior member.
When you are able to smoke flakes from 200 yards with a 30-06, you're just cool.

 

[cossackjack]

When you consistently smoke flakes at 600 yards (X-ring) with a 30-06 using iron sights you are a High Master (Pro Marksman).

If you are the second to do this, you could be called, The High Master Beta (there's a name for ya).

 

[deathmetal]

It helps to sacrifice an infant covered in Mixture 79 (the most occult of all mixtures).

 

[carver]

It helps to sacrifice an infant covered in Mixture 79 (the most occult of all mixtures).

I bought a pack of it, tried it, now .. it's just sittin' there doig nothing coz I ain't gonna try that again ... ever.

I ruined a briar with that, I had the taste in my mouth for 3 days.
So, if anyone has the infant, I have the mixture. I'll pay for someone to take it away from me ... I could just throw it away, yes I know.

 

[cosmicfolklore]