The chapstick one is a good one. I'm not one that's had this problem before but many new pipe smokers do make little burns with the lighter. The chapstick remedy and practices like are called ''rimming" and if you're a new pipe smoker, should be researched heavily.
No need to jar the tobacco - instead, spit down the stem of your pipe before smoking to moisten the smoke.
Resting your pipe only occurs when the pipe is facing south-southeast. Anything else is wear. Chemicals, molecules, gravitational fields, chem trails and the like. What 'facing' means is the secret to this ancient proverb.
Meerschaum should be cleaned only with a Phillips Brand electric drill.
The folks at SmokingPipes and Cornell and Diehl have been making Penzance for the last eight years and there's enough for every man, woman and child in the world to have 6 pounds of it - they're just ornery fucks about it.
Tobacco not bought in secret from the wife does not taste as good.