Watch it matees, I have it on good authority that he never smoked anything in his pipe. Especially whacky weed. ( are you listening Dana Larson!)
Olive just told him he looked distinguished with a pipe stuck in his face, so he always had it with him. It did come in handy for other things too though. Like a propeller, flame thrower, to suck up spinache, a snorkle, periscope and jet exhaust.
You gotta admit, it was a lot more useful than Blutto's stogie. Kinda like the original "which is better? pipe or cigar".
Sort of self evident. No?