"Poop" Pipe

[n14rl6]

Y’all appreciate this funny story . Walking dog at night smoking a pipe ( cream brûlée in a vaun pipe). No street lights Dog did his dump in someone’s front yard in the dark. Holding my cellphone flashlight to see poop to pick up, trying to pick up the poop with poop bag, hang on to the dog who’s pulling to continue walk. You guessed it. Pipe dropped out of mouth and onto pile. Yuck. Put pipe in another poop bag. At home able to clean. The crap didn’t get in the bowl just on the outside. Guess I’m going back to taking a cigar when I walk dog. Though pipe tastes so much better!

 

[Servant King]

This is one of those instances where some sort of safety harness would come in handy. In the pipe accessories section, of course--I do hope @swilford is watching this thread!

 

[yanoJL]

I know. I shouldn't be laughing at this.
But I am.

Sorry.

 

[HRPufnstuf]

There can be too much honesty in a relationship...

 

[metalheadycigarguy]

Several years ago, I would go on late night walks with my dogs. Sometimes I'd smoke a cigar, and sometimes I'd smoke a pipe. Though, if I was smoking a pipe, I used one of my basket pipes or a corn cob, just in case I dropped it or worse. Thankfully I never had an incident such as yours.

 

[burleybreath]

One could always ebay it.

 

[mortonbriar]

You know the eye glass holders? Maybe you need a pipe version.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I've never dropped a pipe from my clench, but I have dropped pipes from my hands.
I'm glad you got it worked out.
The funniest thread I've ever seen on here was when I first joined here, someone was peeing while smoking, and as he bent over to flush, he dropped his pipe in his own urine. I'm not sure which is worse; dogpoop on the outside of the pipe or your own urine saturating the inside and out.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

I've never dropped a pipe from my clench, but I have dropped pipes from my hands.
I'm glad you got it worked out.
The funniest thread I've ever seen on here was when I first joined here, someone was peeing while smoking, and as he bent over to flush, he dropped his pipe in his own urine. I'm not sure which is worse; dogpoop on the outside of the pipe or your own urine saturating the inside and out.

P-Lip

 

[captpat]

Teach the dog to hold your pipe, it's the least he can do.

 

[telescopes]

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about which pipe is best for sitting on the pot! I half expected @Briar Lee to tell us about the virtuals of a Big Boy.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about which pipe is best for sitting on the pot!

And polishing the bowl?

 

[telescopes]

And polishing the bowl?

Take a look at the edited post I amended

 

[HRPufnstuf]

I just though of it! Those veterinary collars to prevent pets from scratching their head? One of those would make a perfect pipe bib. You just need one for a large dog, Mastiff size, and remember it goes widest edge up, closure at the neckline.

 

[kcghost]

I don't think it will work. The guy has to bend over to pick up the poop.

 

[swilford]

This is one of those instances where some sort of safety harness would come in handy. In the pipe accessories section, of course--I do hope @swilford is watching this thread!

Years ago--in 2005 or 2006--Radice made a series of these:

https://www.smokingpipes.com/pipes/new/radice/moreinfo.cfm?product_id=22579

They never really caught on, but it was a very practical idea.

Sykes

 

[Hillcrest]

I'm sorry that this happened to you while you were trying to do the right thing. Look at the bright side, the pipe and smoking probably benefitted from a good cleaning. I do not have a dog currently but I never understood the concept of picking up dog poop ... I also do not pick up bird, rabbit, deer, bear, possum, raccoon, fox, mouse, vole, woodchuck, mountain lion poop because I do not want to disturb the balance of nature and cause armageddon. Just my peculiar 2 cents.

 

[simong]

Oh dear, what pipe was it?
Doo-Dah's on a Dunhill, a Crapped on Comoy, Steaming hot shit over a Savinelli?? Please do tell!

 

[woodsroad]

A bowl with a bowel!
Be happy that it wasn't a cob.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about which pipe is best for sitting on the pot! I half expected @Briar Lee to tell us about the virtuals of a Big Boy.

Take a look at the edited post I amended

The edited post made me think of this: