Please Pray For Me!

[elpfeife]

Yep those white dot pipes burn everything to a fine ash that can be used for pipe mud. Good call.

 

[weezell]

okay, I'll admit it... I've been reaching for a COB!

That's....The HELL of it!! :twisted: BUUUUWAAAAH...

 

[elpfeife]

I hope I didn't offend anyone by calling for an exorcism, but I am in the middle of spending a week in DC and the need for an exorcism keeps coming to mind. :|

 

[mikethompson]

I really want to make a joke here, but I'm afraid it will be too corny.

 

[Briar Baron]

Tell the joke, I'm all ears.......

 

[pipestud]

Thanks for the suggestions, guys. Exorcisms, prayers, chants, pipe burnings to make pipe mud, even a name change to Cobstud will all be taken into consideration. I am truly humbled by your concern for my situation. Is this not the greatest pipe Internet forum in the world, or what? God bless you all!
Cobstud

 

[bnichols23]

Don't anybody tell cosmic. I want to see the fireworks when he finds out on his own. :rofl:

 

[3rdguy]

Next April 1st you should put up a cob auction.

 

[bnichols23]

"remember when I'm trying to smoke a pipe in blowing snow and cold and sleet come December." -- Silly.
That's what the windcap is for!

 

[artificialme]

That's what the windcap is for!

A cob with a windcap... Looks fun :D

 

[aldecaker]

And the Lord spaketh unto Pipestud, and said unto him, "Make thine pipe cob and thine caliber forty-five, and unto you and your issue shall flow fine white ash and one-shot stops, all the days of your lives". Amen.

 

[witchofthehollow]

Not a COB!?!?

 

[Chasing Embers]

And the Lord spaketh unto Pipestud, and said unto him, "Make thine pipe cob and thine caliber forty-five, and unto you and your issue shall flow fine white ash and one-shot stops, all the days of your lives". Amen.

Preach that cobspel Brother Aldecaker! :clap:

 

[Chasing Embers]

Not a COB!?!?

We are among the blasphemous. :rofl:

 

[cortezattic]

If the wind is a concern, slow things down a bit by smoking folded flakes.

 

[ravkesef]

Nothing like a cob for a really hot day!

 

[briarbuda48]

I did the same thing Steve. It was hotter than a jalapeño enema in Ft Worth. So I smoked some Dunbar in my MM Mark Twain while sitting in front of a fan on the porch. No shame.

 

[artvandelay007]

I like the cobs too.

 

[cigrmaster]

pipestud, sitting outside in the 90 degree heat, say it ain't so. I thought you were a real Texan and smoked in his own home. Now I find out you can't smoke in your own house because of the little woman? The horror, the horror.

 

[pipestud]

pipestud, sitting outside in the 90 degree heat, say it ain't so. I thought you were a real Texan and smoked in his own home. Now I find out you can't smoke in your own house because of the little woman? The horror, the horror. - Harris

Harris, I never said that. I'm not feline whupped like some of our poor members here. I'm inside all dadgum day working. So, I enjoy a peaceful sit on my patio on tolerable evenings, watching the birds fly by and the coastal growing in my back pasture (among the wild mesquite). I admit that I am usually sitting out there with my... uh, cob... and a cold drink while contemplating whether to haul out the tractor and mow that stuff as my wife has commanded. Usually, the cob and the drink win out until my wife makes her second appearance on the patio.
Pipestud