PipesMagazine Forum IPSD Zoom Chat!

[Ahi Ka]

I'm still unclear on whether or not a shirt is required...

I think it’s shirt or pants. But not both nor neither

 

[Servant King]

I'm still unclear on whether or not a shirt is required...

All depends on how perky your nipples are. If they're like nice, flat pepperoni slices, you should be fine. On the other hand, if you're smugglin' raisins, I would suggest you tape an Escudo coin over each one, just to spare the delicate sensibilities of our more sensitive attendees.

 

[B.Lew]

Is my late mother invited?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

All depends on how perky your nipples are. If they're like nice, flat pepperoni slices, you should be fine. On the other hand, if you're smugglin' raisins, I would suggest you tape an Escudo coin over each one, just to spare the delicate sensibilities of our more sensitive attendees.

Wouldn't that depend of my state of arousal and the ambient temperature?

It's all just too confusing.

 

[JoeW]

Is my late mother invited?

It depends: I'm pretty sure that Zoom only works in hell, not heaven.

 

[Ahi Ka]

Wouldn't that depend of my state of arousal and the ambient temperature?

It's all just too confusing.

Given your location, the time zone and the season, as well as this zoom chat as being the closest thing to Only Fans for pipe smokers…I think it’s safe to assume you need to go out and buy some coins for modesty.

I can get away with using 403 rounds, or even some curly cut…but as suggested you should go the Escudo route. Maybe even put them in a press to squish them out further

 

[brian64]

This thing hasn't even happened yet and it's already degenerated into some kind of drag queen story hour.

Just the kind of stuff I figured would be going on on Zoom.

 

[woodsroad]

Text is about as social as I get.

Zoom is strictly antisocial. You can do it.

 

[Ahi Ka]

This thing hasn't even happened yet and it's already degenerated into some kind of drag queen story hour.

Just the kind of stuff I figured would be going on on Zoom.

Bro it’s carnival season. What did you expect?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Zoom is strictly antisocial. You can do it.

Had to use it for my children's school during the covid shutdown. Never again.

 

[VDL_Piper]

Getting my outfit ready.

 

[Streeper541]

Getting my outfit ready.
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Me too ...

 

[VDL_Piper]

Just calculating the time difference for this gig and it looks like 8am Oz time. So morning whiskey's it is then.............could get messy if we are still going 2 hours later!

 

[Servant King]

Wouldn't that depend of my state of arousal and the ambient temperature?

Regarding the latter, I suggest a range of 71-74 farenheit.

You're on your own with the former.

 

[B.Lew]

It depends: I'm pretty sure that Zoom only works in hell, not heaven.

Well I guess that’s one way to find out where our loved ones ended up! Invite them to a Zoom meeting. If she shows up we will know the answer.

 

[Servant King]

The time draweth near...

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Me too ...
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I didn’t know you were also @shanez !

 

[woodsroad]

Is my late mother invited?

Wouldn't that depend of my state of arousal and the ambient temperature?

Never underestimate this crowd.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Stawp it guys... you're making my GLP tins bulge.

 

[shanez]

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I didn’t know you were also @shanez !

Well I have been looking for a nice smoking jacket that isn't just some Halloween costume.