I like the photos that they put on pouches of St. Bruno Flake...
They show a young man with a neck goiter the size of a watermelon.
The next step will be to state: If you smoke this you will put everyone
in a 50 kilometer radius at risk, besides demonstrating that you are
fully qualified to be the village idiot.
OK, so maybe I get a little hot about it. Lately, I've taken to using
the old tin lids without the Nazi rhetoric, on fresh tins I open.
There really is a pleasant quality to the tin art.