Pipes Attract Women ???

[kris]

All I know is that I can't go to a bar or any other social function and smoke my pipe without drunken floozies sidling up to me.
My wife finds this hilarious.

 

[rayje589]

While I've never scored a date because of my pipe smoking I always get comments on it when I smoke my pipes at bars.

 

[auslander]

The only woman that reacts badly to my newly acquired penchant for pipe smoking is my wife :? I actually expected a universal negative reaction but to the contrary, it seems as though people genuinely like the smell of pipe tobacco. Even if they do stick it to me about being a grandpa and old before my time etc etc.
However I'm married so that gives me a beautiful freedom to not give a flying f"$%& about whether other girls like my habits.

 

[erichbaumer]

"My wife finds this hilarious."

That's much better than the alternative!

 

[admin]

Craig94yj is spot on -

Confidence is a big player when it comes to the opposite sex. Just the fact that you stand out with being different by smoking a pipe is a good start. Being young and in good shape takes it up another notch. If you were 450lbs and covered with skin tags I'm sure you would still draw some attention, but not in the way you are getting it now. Third, smell is the strongest sense committed to memory so always make sure you are smoking a pleasing aro when in the lounge and fourth, smile when you notice you are being watched. Eye contact and a copy of " 50 Shades of Gray" might peak their curiosity. lol Good luck and happy smoking.

 

[mso489]

A pipe emitting fragrant smoke is probably a good attraction for many women. Both my late wife and my

living wife were/are former smokers, so it is attractive or at least tolerable to them. There are probably a

number of women who are anti-smoking for idealistic reasons, and though pipe smoking is not the issue

that cigarette smoking is, it is still the dread tobacco. Other women simply have respiratory or other

systemic reactions, and obviously they aren't attracted at all. Asthma is a really peculiar illness and can be

triggered by a variety of things, almost anything airborne depending on the individual susceptibility.

Likewise, chemical sensitivities. I am prone to be understanding about these issues and will close down

smoking if that is a problem for someone. However, I think women are attracted to assertive

individuality that is also socialized, not arrogant or intrusive. Women see someone interesting, they

want to check him out.

 

[pipeherman]

This post intrigues me. I was in Amsterdam on a “lads” holiday, staying in a hostel in the centre of the Red light District. When I would smoke my pipe, no prostitutes would bother me, when I wasn’t smoking a pipe, well lets say that I was groped and then punched very hard in the stomach, which I was told was a form of seduction. So I always considered the pipe to be unattractive, though I have received a great many responses from the other sex at University. So maybe

 

[hammerhorror]

Couldn't tell you - I tend to smoke alone in my backyard among the trees (where the deep thoughts are thunk). My wife doesn't care for/about my piping.

 

[jeepnewbie]

I think my wife is in the same boat hammer. I will usually set outside in the hammock in the backyard and smoke. I asked and she doesn't mind it she at first said she doesn't want to kiss me after I smoke. She gave in not long after that, but still don't smoke inside.

 

[taerin]

Women love phallic symbols, I once tried smoking a hot dog, and got all their attention, had to quit though, it was not properly dried out and the bite was a little much. The taste wasn't that bad, I've had worse aromatics (Sutliff's Great Outdoors).

 

[teufelhund]

:rofl: Well thanks for that mental image Eric. I was already in my current relationship so I haven't paid much attention to this, but it is an interesting concept.

 

[taerin]

I'm always in a relationship, doesn't mean you can't have fun

 

[cigrmaster]

Anytime I am out with my pipe, woman swoon and beg me to have sex with them. I sometimes have to keep my pipes home because it can be annoying. lol

 

[zack24]

Harris, what exactly are you smoking today?

:laughat:

 

[taerin]

Lol Harris... He must be smoking his highest quality VA (most likely BBF) with axe spray on it!

 

[cigrmaster]

Zack, I actually sprinkled some Peyote on my F&T CVP, why? lol

 

[taerin]

I need a Peyote dealer, please pm me Harris :rofl:

 

[lordofthepiperings]

I think a man smoking a pipe brings to most people's minds an intelligent gentleman and honestly that's who most people want to be with. That's the guy who people want to marry and spend their life with. A thoughtful, intelligent, caring person.

 

[erichbaumer]

I don't disagree, lordofthepiperings, but I will say your comment loses some weight following the previous eight.

Oh and Harris, do you have to dedicate pipes for Peyote or not?

 

[instymp]

Didn't know you smokes Peyote, back in the 60's was mostly in capsule form. Don't remember why I remember that.