Found a different source! Don't take those pipes to the loo alone!
If that's the pipe smoking contest I recall watching that with my dear pop.
Usually my pop watched the more interesting shows in his attached flat that my parents wouldn't allow my siblings and I to view.
This was not one of them.
Tobacco was carefully weighed.
Matches were rationed [can't recall exactly how many - three maybe?]
The commentator spoke in hushed tones.
Riveting stuff . . . . not.
Which reminds of the time when sitting with pop when I was 14yo.
I asked if I could roll him a cigarette.
He grunted affirmative.
After carefully rolling his smoke and poking in the strands on each end I then asked if I could light the cigarette.
Another grunt that I took to mean yes.
After taking a deep puff I offered it to pop.
He said "You may as well smoke the bloody thing since you pinch 'em when you think I'm not looking."
Bless him. My father, a lay-preacher, would have been furious if pop ever narced on me.