This thread is hilarious. That is until I realized half the posts were serious. Our predecessors, and here I'm referring to those pipe smokers who faught in the Second World War, would think this generation has lost its mind.
Just think about all the children who might be in the room with you when you are using that pipe tool.
What about their eyes! People should have a licence to use those things.
Now we need ANSI to approve a safety device that would allow you to use the tool. And OSHA could fine ya if they see you in possession of it with out the approved safety device.