My pipes were not stolen nor my Everclear drunk, but my Orris watch was lifted with the owner's manual too! A pair of dark brown cloth gardening gloves left on top of my desk as a calling card. I blame the ex pseudo junkie son in law, but the police do not care about investigating or leads. However, if some stripper gave them a bj, one would be arrested for whatever the lady said you did.
Edit: I removed an offensive comment/Al
Edit: I removed an offensive comment/Al