I was about to share this piece of news - "Elderly man 'calmly' smokes pipe while 'sinking' in Loxley lake"
Hope this legendary cool pipe smoker is not one of us, though some of us would have done the same thing, perhaps. :
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Another piece of news (not pipe smoking related), also showing the coolness of the elderly Brits, or at least the tendency of the BBC to select news to portray their coolness of their senior citizens.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-33833663