Pipe Smoking In Bed

[warren]

Actions have consequences. Stupid actions may result in tragic consequences. Just sayin'.

But, it is one way of improving the gene pool I suppose.

 

[tbradsim1]

I apologize up front but that’s stupid, stupid, stupid I Garronte!

 

[Sgetz]

I assume this is a cunning plan to save cremation fees

 

[Cigar City Piper]

Well of all the things that you could smoke in bed, I imagine a pipe would be the better choice I guess being that the ember is contained. Cigar or cigarette would be a disaster waiting to happen. Its all good until you fall asleep.

 

[brian64]

It was a really nice hour, reading and gently puffing away and, to the point, I didn't spill a drop.

I don't think I've ever managed to get through an entire bowl without "spilling a drop" ... but I'm proficient at making a mess doing just about anything and everything.

So no, I won't ever be smoking in bed...but good luck!

 

[brian64]

There were a few times when i'd wake up with a hole in the sheet and dig 1/2 a cigarillo from the "sleeping nest"

I'd take that as a sign that maybe you're pushing your luck.

 

[BingBong]

I don't want to sound A-retentive , but it might not be a good idea to advocate smoking in bed on a public forum .
Could there be a lawyer or two monitoring us as I type....... ?

No offence Bing .

Well, I notice that the finest lawyer Bug Tussle has ever produced cast his eye over this, no complaints.

 

[WVOldFart]

I hope you don't fart in bed too, because if you let one fly you might blow the side out of the house.. Of course, authorities would call it a gas explosion.

 

[dottlejockey]

I'd take that as a sign that maybe you're pushing your luck.

Oh, i was thinking i should increase cadence a touch. To each his own.

 

[BingBong]

Oh, i was thinking i should increase cadence a touch. To each his own.

Yes indeed. There was a time in my twenties when I started finding mysterious holes in the crotch of my jeans. I could not fathom it.

Eventually, I caught myself nodding off while sat on the pan, lit exotic cigarette in hand, the end of which was the very reason.

I was wise to it after that, except there was an alarming coda - I was dressed commando, laid on the sofa, and demonstrating to my mates the art of setting fire to a fart. Success!, then the blue flame sucked back through one of those holes and my local fame was assured - there was a crackling sound and boy, suddenly I could dance like a dervish.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

- I was dressed commando, laid on the sofa, and demonstrating to my mates the art of setting fire to a fart. Success!, then the blue flame sucked back through one of those holes and my local fame was assured - there was a crackling sound and boy, suddenly I could dance like a dervish

 

[Aylesbury Pike]

I do this sometimes as I like to smoke while reading and most of my reading is done in bed, before sleep. It's a habit i've had since childhood (the reading in bed, not the smoking). I'm in the middle of doing up the living room, once that's done i'll transition my smoking/reading to a nice leather armchair.

 

[Puff nstuff]

Since I only smoke outdoors, this would present some significant logistical hurdles to overcome.

Me too, on a covered patio in balmy SoCal.
And I happen to have a spare hospital bed with the electric recliner and leg lift.
Hmmm....

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

A wife, two dogs - pipe smoking in bed would be a disaster in these parts. Taking a trip in the way back machine to . . . way back, all the years until I got married I smoked cigarettes more often than I should have, never once, even impaired, lit up in bed. It's for sleeping and reading and watching TV and . . . . . (sigh) sleeping and reading and watching TV.

 

[BingBong]

It's become ritual in very short order. An hour of Cabbie's in my pit, then time to savour it before lights out.

 

[spike]

There are only two things to do in bed: smoke and ( you know what).

 

[spike]

Correction: the only two things to do in bed are SLEEP and ( you know what). My original post of smoke and ( you know what) was a Freudian slip.

 

[LongIslandPiper]

Got to hand it to some of you gents, not an easy or safe proposition but to each their own. There is only two things i do in bed and smoking aint one if them

 

[MisterDearly]

I do this all the time time hahaha. But I do it on lazy Saturday or Sunday mornings with burley in a cob to get me going.