Pipe Smoking Health Risks?

[LeafErikson]

Hey Everyone,

My name is Roger and I’m a 110 year-old retired Bering Sea crab fisherman. My hobbies include cuddling great white sharks, boogie boarding in the North Sea, doing triple backflips on bmx bikes, bungee jumping off of skyscrapers, freediving, and wingsuit flying.

I have been wondering about the risks associated with pipe smoking, as it is a very serious concern for me. Any feedback is appreciated. As a longtime lurker, I’m happy to finally be joining the forum. Thanks guys.

 

[warren]

 

[didimauw]

No kidding.

 

[Hillcrest]

cuddling great white sharks, boogie boarding in the North Sea, doing triple backflips on bmx bikes, bungee jumping off of skyscrapers, freediving, and wingsuit flying.

Well, I've never done any of those things but I would think you would want to switch to a bent pipe with an acrylic stem for the bungee jumping and BMX back flips ... but that's just me. 2 cents. YMMV.

 

[anotherbob]

Hey Everyone,

My name is Roger and I’m a 110 year-old retired Bering Sea crab fisherman. My hobbies include cuddling great white sharks, boogie boarding in the North Sea, doing triple backflips on bmx bikes, bungee jumping off of skyscrapers, freediving, and wingsuit flying.

I have been wondering about the risks associated with pipe smoking, as it is a very serious concern for me. Any feedback is appreciated. As a longtime lurker, I’m happy to finally be joining the forum. Thanks guys.

honestly you're not going to make it. Pipes freaking hate guys like you who smoke discount blends. Leading cause of shark attacks.

 

[Servant King]

Hey Everyone,

Bering Sea crab fisherman

Hey Everyone,

boogie boarding in the North Sea

In the interest of both your time and your finances, due to the immense distance between these two bodies of water, you might wish to condense your interests into one geographic location. It may also help with mental and/or physical health, depending on how burdensome travel can be to the average supercentenarian.

And don't give me that global-warming-has-allowed-me-to-cut-across-the-arctic-sea claptrap! Besides, everyone knows that once you're north of the 48th parallel, BMX biking is the only legally permissible form of transportation.

Just curious: when you cuddle a shark, who is big spoon and who is little spoon? Is it predetermined, like by a committee or something, or is it just whatever y'all feel like? Or do you switch, and if so, is there a set schedule, or again, do you just play it by ear? Asking for a friend.

Oh, and welcome to the forum, from the Mariana trench.

 

[sardonicus87]

Good news though, pipe smoking reduces your risk of getting preeclampsia if you get pregnant from a sperm whale.