Do compliment your wife for her latest QVC purchase, especially if you expect a new pipe to arrive in the next few days.
Nothing else need be said (in my opinion).Do not tell people what they should or should not do when it comes to buying pipes and tobacco. Letting people know yor experience on these subjects is fine, but everyone's situation is different and no one has the right to say you have to do it my way or else you are doing it wrong. Pipes and tobacco are very personal decisions and everyone has the right to do it their way without someone looking down their nose at you.