I’m going to aim for dissipated wizard in my 70s, if I’m lucky enough to get that far. I am already subtle, and quick to anger!
Pipe Smoking and Facial Hair
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Truer words have never been said. Also never call your wife your ex-wife’s name. I did it once and deflected all responses hard.
I once called on a female whose husband and former wife I knew professionally. I called her Regina, the former wife's name once. Even though I appologized, it went down hill forever.
I like to piss off my friend's wives by just calling them all "current wife." They get all pissy at first, they'll ignore me for a while, then they will joke back with me... then as usual, they are endeared, and look forward to my visits. I just hate it when their husbands are home also.
90% of the time after a smoke, my wife says "You stink - go take a shower!" Mostly in the Summer, when the humidity is higher.
Takes all kinds...LOL!!I like to piss off my friend's wives by just calling them all "current wife." They get all pissy at first, they'll ignore me for a while, then they will joke back with me... then as usual, they are endeared, and look forward to my visits. I just hate it when their husbands are home also.
I've had a beard for as long as I could shave, stopped trimming it when I was 24 now 33 almost 34.
I don't know if my pipe leaves a smell in my beard but had a lot of compliments how soft it is and its smells nice
I don't know if my pipe leaves a smell in my beard but had a lot of compliments how soft it is and its smells nice
January 1, 1980, new year's resolution to grow a beard. Still have it.
I’ve had facial hair ever since I’ve had facial hair. Started with a goatee as a teen through to my 40’s, when I had enough hair to make a beard look like a beard.
I shaved twice. Once when my oldest daughter was 4, and she cried till I grew it back, and again when covid hit, to make the early masks we had seal on my face. My wife told me to NEVER shave again, because it made it look like she was married to a much younger man.
I shaved twice. Once when my oldest daughter was 4, and she cried till I grew it back, and again when covid hit, to make the early masks we had seal on my face. My wife told me to NEVER shave again, because it made it look like she was married to a much younger man.
The same thing happened when I shaved my face clean when COVID started. My kids started crying ? acting like where is Daddy??
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Hmmmm. I've had 40-50 beards in this lifetime. I get favorable comments when I shave it off,
I noticed most of the pipe smokers have either moustache or beard, I don't have any ?
Did you see the movie "A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST". It makes it clear that some guys simply can't afford to have a moustache.
? I didn't watch that movie, but honestly, I am one of the guys that can't grow moustache ?. U know.... some Chinese don't have thick facial hair. I can grow.... but not thick moustache or beard like you all ?Did you see the movie "A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST". It makes it clear that some guys simply can't afford to have a moustache.
Maybe it's because you guys are one rung higher on the evolutionary scale that us round eyed devils.
Had a beard now for 29 years. Find the pipe adds a nice smoky flavour to the bits of food that get lodged in there. Or the bugs, if I've been out on the motorcycle. ?