Pipe Smoking Activities

[stokesdale]

Aside from the obvious choices of walking your dog, sitting around relaxing and intercourse, what are some other good pipe smoking activities? I'll begin with adding fly fishing and cross country skiing.

I've never had "intercourse" while smoking a pipe; I would say that I would have to try that, but I'm in my 60's now and it probably wouldn't work very well.

 

[anotherbob]

You're advising me not to suggest windsurfing while smoking a pipe to my annoying cousins?

just present it as why your life is more fun then theirs

 

[BROBS]

I've never had "intercourse" while smoking a pipe; I would say that I would have to try that, but I'm in my 60's now and it probably wouldn't work very well.

I could see some hot embers falling out and complicating the situation

 

[anotherbob]

I could see some hot embers falling out and complicating the situation

nothing makes a lady scream like hot ember action in the eye. Also a great way to get kicked out of bed.

 

[stokesdale]

nothing makes a lady scream like hot ember action in the eye. Also a great way to get kicked out of bed.

What if it falls on her back?

 

[anotherbob]

What if it falls on her back?

reminds me of the time a big house millipede fell on my back and I had to be smooth about removing the little bastard. Those things willl tickle you in the worst way.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I could see some hot embers falling out and complicating the situation

Or perhaps it could light a proverbial fire.

 

[brut666]

I could see some hot embers falling out and complicating the situation

Not impossible thou ?

 

[brut666]

I smoke mostly when my eyes are open, but I have been known to have the occasional sleeping bowl. Since working from home I found I like to have one going when I am trying to solve an issue.

Wish I could work from home.
Wish I could master the "sleeping bowl" too

 

[brut666]

reminds me of the time a big house millipede fell on my back and I had to be smooth about removing the little bastard. Those things willl tickle you in the worst way.

? Don't suppose you've got that on video? That would be worth a watch

 

[brut666]

What if it falls on her back?

Act like nothing happened

 

[anotherbob]

? Don't suppose you've got that on video? That would be worth a watch

nope nor the time I made the most girlish noise in my life when one crawled on my wrist. Thankfully the cat ate all of them and I don't see them anymore.

 

[brut666]

nope nor the time I made the most girlish noise in my life when one crawled on my wrist. Thankfully the cat ate all of them and I don't see them anymore.

???? I feel like I'm missing out.
The cat to spoil all the fun

 

[hairvise]

Act like nothing happened

I recommend a place-mat for exactly these kind of scenarios.

 

[STP]

Solely for chillaxing

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Maybe a bj, if the stars ever align for such luck.. mostly reading, driving and watching T.V. Definitely while pooping, though.

 

[jttnk]

Only when sitting outdoors. Maybe if I was a clencher, lunting would be cool, but I’m just not. I think a pipe in the woods or out in nature is great. I’ve had a few bowls sitting by the stream in the heat of the desert canyons. Very enjoyable.

 

[rajangan]

I second most of what everyone else said, and add disc-golf, and cigar rolling.

 

[hairvise]

Maybe a bj, if the stars ever align for such luck..

I would have thought it would be tough to get both in your mouth at the same time, but what do I know?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I would have thought it would be tough to get both in your mouth at the same time, but what do I know?

we got a wise guy hea..