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baronsamedi

Lifer
May 4, 2011
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Dallas
"Oh, and be ready, I just got word from my new whole leaf tobacco supplier and my package went out yesterday. I Will be pressing up the new and improved Baron Samedi Midnight Plug next week and you will have the first sample:)"
See what I mean? I didn't do nuthin' and now he's naming blends after me! lol.
Here's what He's talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV56T7RmkQc

 

joshwolftree

Part of the Furniture Now
I understand the sentiment here Baron. The really frustrating part isn't the one upping though, it's the trying a new tobacco someone graciously gifted you...or recommended. And then you have to go out and get more of the tobacco and then it's out of stock all the time(I'm looking at you black house) and then it comes in so your order it a pound or more at a time so you have some to cellar, and then you've got so many jars that you need to build another shelf. After a while it's an addition on the house for more space to put up shelves, then you run out of land to build additions on and try to buy the neighbors house. They don't want to sell. Then you have to kill the neighbor so that you can buy their land as an estate on the cheap. Then you're in jail for murder, all because some guy trying to be nice was like "Hey try a bowl full of this amazing tobacco".

Or, you know, maybe not, but still

Maybe it's "oh you should try this Lat Blend". You get hooked, stop ordering Aro's, the smell of latakia becomes so thick that the wife decides it's you or the pipe. So now your divorced...and she's getting remarried, and your only possibility for vengeance is to sneak into the wedding, and give the groom a pipe and a tin of straight mixing latakia. But no, you get caught, now your in the slammer for trespassing, and maybe being a stalker or something I don't know.

The point being look I know you think your being nice, it's all good till somebody is getting shanked on cell block B for the pipe they carved out of a cinder block thinking the properties would be similar to meerschaum.

 
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