I was just thinking - a wild haired thought really - but if one wanted to REALLY promote pipes, why not appeal to the hundreds of millions who are cigarette smokers? If pipes could be portrayed as a relatively safe alternative to cigarettes -and God knows how many pipemen were weaned off the cancer sticks by embracing the pipe - then HUGE markets would spontaneously open up. The very next day! There are hundreds of millions of cigarette smokers, many millions of which will suffer from lung cancer, who could be saved. And I'm speaking as an ex-cigarette smoker, who still enjoys the occasional Prince Albert roll up with cold black coffee.
Seriously. If we could get the Surgeon General to declare that yes, pipes are a relatively safer way to enjoy tobacco (and I've known Doctors who smoke a pipe), why then countless lives would saved. Even w/ out the AMA on board, the idea could be promoted. And the retail pipe markets would turn into Walmarts. Overnight!
This is not as crazy as it sounds. Ever hear of a cigarette smoker praising the quality of leaf? No, I didn't think so. The initial wave of advertising could be directed at China, where untold millions will die this year from cigarette related illness. In twenty years time, pipe smokers will be thanked as literal saviors of mankind. What say you? Pie in the sky? I think not.
Bumper sticker: Save a life - smoke a pipe.
Seriously. If we could get the Surgeon General to declare that yes, pipes are a relatively safer way to enjoy tobacco (and I've known Doctors who smoke a pipe), why then countless lives would saved. Even w/ out the AMA on board, the idea could be promoted. And the retail pipe markets would turn into Walmarts. Overnight!
This is not as crazy as it sounds. Ever hear of a cigarette smoker praising the quality of leaf? No, I didn't think so. The initial wave of advertising could be directed at China, where untold millions will die this year from cigarette related illness. In twenty years time, pipe smokers will be thanked as literal saviors of mankind. What say you? Pie in the sky? I think not.
Bumper sticker: Save a life - smoke a pipe.