The tenor of this forum has turned serious of late, what with discussions regarding views of history, politics, the gruffness of Bostonians and the shortage of Esoterica. It is in keeping with these weighty matters that I ask you the following question. When holding your pipe while lighting and/or smoking it, do you favor one hand over the other or are you an ambidextrous smoker? When clenching do you favor one side of you mouth over the other? The fate of the world could rest on the strength of your answers.