I agree portascat! I am going to carry around my largest pipe in my pocket at the next pipe show I go to and have a small pipe in my hand. When they offer me a bowl, I am going to pull out my big pipe!
Great idea Bubba. Carry around a little Grabow Lark in your hand, let everyone see it and feel relieved when you come up and ask for a sample bowl.
Then, whip out the biggest thing you can carry and stuff it deep.