Frankly, I find it offensive that anyone would possess this much tobacco. You really need to control yourself, sir, and think of the smokeless children in poorer parts of the world.
In my opinion, this situation calls for a period of purging and abstinence, and someone should hold these items for you until you've had some time to reflect on your obsession and regain some clarity and perspective. I'll be glad to handle this for you.
In my opinion, this situation calls for a period of purging and abstinence, and someone should hold these items for you until you've had some time to reflect on your obsession and regain some clarity and perspective. I'll be glad to handle this for you.
