People Who Don't Smoke a Pipe

[grue]

...will never understand the feeling of a perfectly packed bowl that lasts over an hour with only 2-3 relights.

Well, just this really. I've been sitting here with some Morricone music, grinning like an idiot and puff-puffing away this beautiful Sunday. ::

 

[pitchfork]

Waster!

:mrgreen:

 

[grue]

It's Sunday! Guilty as charged! :P

 

[Chasing Embers]

Sitting on my front porch burning a bowl of Crooner and listening to the birds sing. Not a care in the world, and not a plan for the day. ::

 

[deathmetal]

Agenda: loafing and relights.

 

[fafnir]

Yip couple of non pipe smoking people told me, ''you're doing it wrong, you should light the pipe right the first time''.

 

[fafnir]

Non pipe smoker doesn't bother me, as I prefer to chose which minority I fit in.

 

[didimauw]

Wait. There's people that don't smoke pipes?? Weird lol

 

[cortezattic]

People Who Don't Smoke a Pipe...

...don't realize how much fun you can have with your pants on.*
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*The Ol' Cajun excepted.

 

[deathmetal]

I am not wearing pants (American definition) and still smoking a pipe.

 

[cortezattic]

That must be even more fun! :lol: Is that Brad's secret? 8O
(For the newbies, the origin of the Ol' Cajun remark.)

 

[bigtex]

People who don't slow down and smell the pipe smoke will not understand lots of things. They will miss out on much in life, but se la vie....

 

[hawky454]

Sounds nice, I love Ennio Morricone. that's 2 for 2! Aren't you the one who likes Kyuss, too? Anyway, people who don't smoke a pipe are losing out on one of the most underrated pleasures in existense! It's metaphysical when ya get that "perfect smoke".

 

[sparrowhawk]

People who are anti-pipe are invarably anti-smoking, and vehemently so; such people by the same token are usually against thinking and are closed minded to everything. I know this is a broad generalization, but I'm speaking of a personality type.

 

[grue]

Aren't you the one who likes Kyuss, too?

I am!
I also like this great bunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW8hiOuifY8
:mrgreen:

 

[mso489]

An aimless attitude is a good start for a good smoke.

 

[cigrmaster]

Most people on this planet are not worthy of being a pipe smoker. They are narrow minded, have nary a rebellious bone in their bodies and are about as capable of thinking outside the box as a cow paddy in the middle of some field in Nebraska. These losers will never know the joys of sitting with a fine bowl of tobacco, listening to your favorite music, reading a favorite book, whilst sitting naked on your back porch. Life cannot get any better than that.

 

[winton]

When I first considered smoking a pipe, I considered the people who were most opposed to it. These folk were so stupidly wrong on so many other issues, that I figured they were wrong on this issue also. It seemed a safe bet.

 

[shutterbugg]

I am not wearing pants (American definition) and still smoking a pipe.

Keep a tight clench or you might end up with 2 lit pipes

 

[jmill208]

When I first considered smoking a pipe, I considered the people who were most opposed to it. These folk were so stupidly wrong on so many other issues, that I figured they were wrong on this issue also. It seemed a safe bet.

Truly a statement of extreme profundity. Thank you Winton.