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Servant King

Lifer
Nov 27, 2020
4,926
28,764
39
Frazier Park, CA
www.thechembow.com
+1. It's a tremendous annoyance everywhere. Why people acquire pets they are unable or unwilling to properly take care of is beyond me. Seems like they think of them as just another possession, I guess.

"If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one is carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?" -Jerry Seinfeld
 

tbradsim1

Lifer
Jan 14, 2012
9,219
11,877
Southwest Louisiana
I came back from S Asia in the early Sixties, stayed at Grandparents farm, needed peace and quiet, Grandmaw talked me into going and taking her to the Dairy Day parade, parked by the Big Catholic Church, band was rounding the square, an old lady was with a pekenize, little fuzzy 💩, was watching the band when my ankle was crunched, looked down and that fuzzy piece of💩 was on my ankle, I dropped kick that little SOB. He flew almost hitting the inside of the tuba, owner was shrieking, felt like drop kicking her. Got Grandmaw and we went home, her kerosine poultice was as bad as the bite.
 

pauls456

Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 19, 2020
251
506
60
Tucson, Arizona
Oh man, don't get us started. And don't say hello to a stranger, unless you want his or her dog to growl at you. When I go out on the walking paths that surround my house, I always make sure that I can defend myself.
 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
45,530
120,959
I argue with my dogs all of the time.

🙎‍♂️"Which one of you chewed a hole in the cookie box?"

🐕"A-roo-roo."

🐶"Grunt."

🙎‍♂️"There's only two of you so who did it?"

🐕Stares blankly with tail wagging.

🐶Drops head in shame.

🙎‍♂️"Ah-ha!"

Hugs both of them anyway.🙎‍♂️❤️🐕❤️🐶 Mr. guilty doesn't get treats for a day ot two though.
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
16,947
31,774
46
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
I think there are two types that suck. The people that just don't care at all. Basically criminal types. And then the can't be arsed to learn what they're doing and keep banging their head against the wall. The dog in question barks at every other dog it sees and the person who walks it can't control it. They then sort argue with the dog which makes it more excited. Like come on you have the internet and the resources to learn how to deal with it. And it's every freaking day.
 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
45,530
120,959
🙎‍♂️"Which one of you chewed a hole in the 10lb box of sutliff?”

🐕"A-roo-roo."

🐶"Grunt."

🙎‍♂️"There's only two of you so who did it?"

🐕Stares blankly with tail wagging.

🐶Drops head in shame.

🙎‍♂️"Ah-ha!"

👩🏻 “Hehehe” and loads a bowl
You're not wrong. One of them ate part of a bag of Crooner a few years ago. She's up to a hundred pounds in her cellar now BTW, but a few of her Elizabethan match jars came out of my closet.
 
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